The “Selective Hearing Impairment Award” for not listening to the coach, the “Loch Ness Award” for missing practice and the “Wormburner Award for Tearing up the Fairway” are some humorous sports awards. A certificate or funny trophy can enhance the humor of the award.
The awards can be sport specific, such as the “Human Mop Award for Most Likely to Get Pushed Around the Mat” and “One Second Tan Award for Most Time Spent Staring at the Lights” for wrestling and the “Point Guard Award for Running with the Ball” for basketball, as offered at FunAwards.com. Other awards are more general and can be used for any sport, such as the “Running with the Bulls Award” for the team risk taker and the “Ric Flair Award” for the dirtiest player on the team.
Humorous trophy ideas include a diapered baby for the “Cry Baby Award,” a rooster for the “Cockiness Award” and a skunk for the “You Stink Award, as presented on NoveltyTrophies.com. Trophies such as for the “Better Luck Next Time” and “Not Even Close” awards are suggested by CrownAwards.com
Simple awards such as “Best Fall,” “Biggest Mouth,” “Biggest Oops,” “Least Improved Player,” “Most Valueless Player” and “Best Bench Warmer” may get laughs.