What Are Some Hip Replacement Jokes?

The hip replacement joke, "Hip replacement? He was never hip to begin with!" is written to go along with a hip replacement cartoon by Marty Bucella that jokes about the character's old age and nerdy disposition. Other hip replacement jokes can be found on hip replacement greeting cards, such as the card by Steve Delmonte that reads, "Congratulations on your new implants! Here's to a "hip"er you!"