What Are Some Funny Things to Write in a Yearbook?

Many graduates write humorous quotations in their friends’ yearbooks. Some quotes may be related to their school experience, while others seem entirely random and are simply written to provoke laughter. The following section includes a list of popular funny yearbook quotes.

“School is like a lollipop. It sucks until it is gone.” Anonymous

“I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That’s what I call a liberal education.” Tallulah Bankhead

“Now that we are grads, we can get our own pads.” Byron Pulsifer

“When on the ladder of success, don’t let boys look up your dress!” Anonymous

“A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.” Anonymous

“Mary had a little lamb, then the doctor fainted.” Anonymous

(Written upside down) “I’m the clown that came to town to sign your yearbook upside down.” Anonymous

“If at first you don’t succeed, do it like your mother told you.” Anonymous

(Signed on the crease of the page) “Cows moo! Ducks quack! I’m the first one to sign your crack!” Anonymous

“May your life be like arithmetic: joys added, sorrows subtracted, friends multiplied, love undivided.” Anonymous

“When life gives you lemonade, throw them back and tell life to make its own damn lemonade.” Anonymous

Whether you choose to go with the relevant or the random, what you write in a yearbook is there for life, so make it memorable.