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What are some funny church sign slogans?

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"Keep your eyes on the road and your head out of your apps" and "God will welcome even the biggest turkey" are two examples of funny church signs featured at SayingsforChurchSigns.com. Another good site for funny sayings is You-Can-Be-Funny.com.

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While there are numerous funny church signs, many of the more recent ones have references to technology, including text messages and social media. Some good examples of this trend include "Google doesn't have all the answers" and "God Answers Knee-mail." Another common but more traditional theme is hell. Some examples are, "Party in Hell cancelled due to fire" and "Eternity: smoking or nonsmoking?"

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