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WishAFriend.com, Thank-You-Notes.com and CoolNSmart.com are some websites where visitors can find short thank you quotes. The selections include quotes from authors, philosophers, poets and famous historical figures.

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Some short funny quotes include "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks" and "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak." The former was said by Steve Mart...

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One example of a short-and-funny quote is, "He who laughs last didn't get it," by Helen Giangregorio. Another example is, "All power corrupts, but we need electricity," by Haythum R. Khalid.

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Scriptural quotes that have had life-changing effects on historical figures include Romans 13:13-14 in the case of St. Augustine of Hippo and Matthew 10 in the case of St. Francis of Assisi. The quotes and speeches of Ma...

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One hilarious short quote is from Oscar Wilde, and it goes, "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back." A funny quote from an anonymous author is, "To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows...

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Some good quotes about being let down are Eliza Tabor's quote, "Disappointment to a noble soul is what cold water is to burning metal" and Henry David Thoreau's assertion that "we shall find compensation in every disappo...

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One funny but also thought-provoking quote is, "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do," by the late biochemistry professor Isaac Asimov. A quote about being happy is the Chines...

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