One example of a short-and-funny quote is, "He who laughs last didn't get it," by Helen Giangregorio. Another example is, "All power corrupts, but we need electricity," by Haythum R. Khalid. More »

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Funny winter quotes include "I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood," by Bill Watterson and "The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take plac... More »

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Some short funny quotes include "I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks" and "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak." The former was said by Steve Mart... More »

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One example of a funny quote is "We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know," from W.H. Auden. Another example is "If you could kick the person in the pants responsible fo... More »

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One example of a quote from BrainyQuote's collection of cool quotes is, "Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes," by Walt Whitman. Another example is, "Nothing gives one person so much advantage... More »

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One example of a good quote for a profile is "If you would be loved, love and be lovable," by Benjamin Franklin. Another example is "All who wander are not lost," by J.R.R. Tolkien. More »

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One example of a quote about love that is suitable for a daily reminder is "You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection," from the Buddha. Another example is "Bitterness impris... More »

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