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A couple of funny, famous quotes are: "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back," and "Dogs have masters. Cats have staff." A couple more famous quotes by renowned comedian George Cariln are: "Weather forecast for tonight: dark," and "Electricity is...


Some funny celebrity quotes about life include Brad Pitt's statement, "being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed." Another example is when Betty White said, "Balls are weak and sensitive! If you want to get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a p...


Some famous funny speeches include Will Ferrell's speech at Harvard College in 2003, Stephen Colbert's commencement speech at the University of Virginia in 2013, and Jon Stewart's commencement speech at the College of William and Mary in 2004. Another funny speech is Se...


Two funny quotes are the "money lending" quote by Oscar Wilde and the "stupidity" quote by Albert Einstein. Both of these celebrities were known for their exceptional wit, and each of these quotes reveals the sharpness and accuracy of their individual styles of humor.


Some famous quotes include "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough" by Mae West, and "Be yourself; everyone else is already taken" by Oscar Wilde. A famous quote by Mahatma Gandhi states, "Be the change that you wish to see in the world." Robert Fros...


One example of a funny movie quote is, "If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!" This quote is from the movie "Ave Ventura: Pet Detective." Another example is, "I'm so rich, I wish I had a dime for every dime I have," from the movie "Arthur."


Some historically famous funny car commercials include Volkswagen's commercial "The Force" and "Synchronized Driving" by Isuzu. Another historically famous car commercial, "Anchorman 2," revives a well-known fictional character played by Will Ferrell.