A couple of funny, famous quotes are: "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back," and "Dogs have masters. Cats have staff." A couple more famous quotes by renowned comedian George Cariln are: "Weathe... More »

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Short, funny quotes about life include, "Always remember you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else" and the famous quote from the film "Forrest Gump," "Life is life a box of chocolates. You never know what you'r... More »

One example of a funny quote about best friends is "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them," by Ralph Waldo Emerson. Another example is "A true friend is someone who thinks t... More »

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One hilarious short quote is from Oscar Wilde, and it goes, "Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back." A funny quote from an anonymous author is, "To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows... More »

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Two famous humorous quotes about life are "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive," and "Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes." Another famous humorous quote ... More »

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A famous safety quote is William Shakespeare's quote, "Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety." Another well-known safety quote by Maya Angelou states, "The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe pl... More »

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According to “Famous Twain Quotes,” one quote about life is “We ought never to do wrong when people are looking.” Two more are “Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest” and “All good things a... More »

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