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One funny but also thought-provoking quote is, "People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do," by the late biochemistry professor Isaac Asimov. A quote about being happy is the Chinese proverb, "One joy scatters a hundred griefs." The Asimov quote humorously high


One funny quote about being crazy is: "Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid,” by George Carlin. Another example is: "You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven," by Jimi Hendrix.


Short, funny quotes about life include, "Always remember you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else" and the famous quote from the film "Forrest Gump," "Life is life a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get." Some quotes offer advice, such as Oscar Wilde's "Always borrow


An infographic at the Guardian website lists Oscar Wilde's most popular sayings (or epigrams) about life, while the Daily Mail website has a list featuring funny life quotes from U.S. presidents. A similar list, compiled by the Examiner, features funny and blundering life quotes from a range of U.S.


Funny cars are so named because they have some quirky features, such as the fact that the entire body of the car has to move in order to let a driver get in or out. These drag racing cars typically have a standard metal chassis over which a carbon fiber or fiberglass body shell is fitted.


Funny winter quotes include "I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood," by Bill Watterson and "The problem with winter sports is that, follow me closely here, they generally take place in winter," by Dave Barry. Another funny winter quote is, "Winter is nature's


Funny cancer quotes include "I lost my breast. I think it's in my purse somewhere." It is occasionally seen on shirts and is about fighting breast cancer. Phrases help make dealing with cancer and its aftermath a little easier by lifting the spirit; some quotes add a light touch of humor, while othe


Writer Maya Angelou said “Whenever I want to laugh, I read … 'Children's Letters to God.' … One I read recently said, 'Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.'” The quote is featured in Angelou's book “Letter to My Daughter.”


As of 2015, a good location to find free and funny images is the Daily Ha Ha site. The site contains pictures and is updated with new content daily.


Some funny jokes are: "Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now," and "My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face." A funny written joke is: "A recent worldwide survey showed that out