"We were going to put 65 candles on your cake, but we were afraid a jet might mistake it for a runway" and "You know you’re turning 65 when you start ordering drive-up food at a mailbox" are jokes for someone turning 65 ... More »

Many jokes about turning 50 begin with the phrase “You know you are 50 when …” and continue with a punchline. The punchline might involve hearing your favorite song in an elevator or your back going out more than you go ... More »

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Jokes about turning 40 usually put the age in perspective and find humor in creative ways of thinking about it. One joke is that starting smoking is fine at the age of 40, as it won't have enough time to hurt you. More »

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Some jokes about turning 40 years old include jokes about not being able to move as fast as in past years and jokes about hearing, hair and vision loss. One joke about turning 40 says that in every 40-year-old person the... More »

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Some good birthday sayings for someone turning 60 are "Wishing you the most amazing of special days for your 60th birthday," and "Make your 60th birthday be as sensational, awesome and fascinating as you are." These sayi... More »

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Ways to wish a happy birthday to someone turning 90 include throwing a birthday party in a location that is close to the celebrant and making a table of pictures of the celebrant throughout the years. It's also fun to di... More »

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A shot glass with a short message like "Happy 60th Birthday" and the name of the guest of honor makes an ideal party favor. A mint tin that features a birthday message and a picture of the guest of honor is an attractive... More »

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