One example of a funny joke about women is "My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was." Another example is about a man who put an ad in the wanted cl... More »

One hilarious and stupid joke is, "what do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear." "What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' Catholic" and "I think I want a job cleaning mirrors, it's something I could really... More » Hobbies & Games Jokes

A funny religious joke, according to, is: "Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? He floated his stock while everyone else was being liquidated." Another good joke about religion is: "If Eve sacrifi... More » Hobbies & Games Jokes

An example of one-line joke that plays on words is that people can't explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they take things literally. Another play on words is that the dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa. More »

An example of a funny one-liner joke is, "How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?" The punchline of this joke is, "None. They'd be too busy trying to figure out how to fix it." More » Hobbies & Games Jokes

Some funny 70th birthday jokes are a joke about a woman's age and her dress size and a joke about a man buying his wife decks of cards for her birthday because the cards contain a lot of diamonds. Another joke tells the ... More »

One example of a short joke that is appropriate for seniors is "You're over the hill when your back goes out more than you do." This is a joke about how aging affects the body and makes one less active. More »