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Funny quotes and sayings are available on many websites, including FunnyQuotes4U.net, CoolFunnyQuotes.com and Smart-Words.org. Books are also available, such as "The Laugh-A-Day Book of Bloopers, Quotes & Good Clean Jokes," by Jim Kraus, and "Phillips' Book of Great Thoughts and Funny Sayings," by B


Stand-up comedians like George Carlin use personal observation or life experience about a topic to make a funny point and then structure that saying so it starts with a setup that gives context and ends in the punchline that gets the laugh. They also often rely on puns, alliteration, hyperbole and o


A few popular humorous sayings and quotes are, "I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed," "It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose" and "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad!" They are funny because they are often relatable.


One funny quote about babies is "“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess,” by Lemony Snicket in "Horseradish." Another example is "Babies are such a nice way to start people," by Don Herold.


The Latin proverb, "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" and the Roman proverb, "Better late than never" are examples of wise old sayings. Other old wise sayings are William Shakespeare's, "Better three hours soon than a minute too late" and Aesop's, "Don't believe everything you hear."


Some wise quotes about love can be found on Brownielocks, such as "Love is the fruit in season at all times," by Mother Teresa. Other love quotes by Jean Anouilh and Agnes Repplier also appear on the Brownielocks website.


Some funny sayings about best friends include a saying that chocolate makes a friend better and another quote that compares good friendship to an octopus. Another funny saying about best friends comes from the character Winnie-the-Pooh and says that the best friends use simple words. Oprah Winfrey a


Some funny or witty inspirational sayings include "Each time you open a book and read it, a tree smiles knowing there's life after death," and "Hey you're not happy, but at least you're smart," as listed by The Huffington Post. Some other humorous quotes from Forbes, aimed at inspiring people in lea


A funny saying about old age is, "As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." This quote comes from Sir Norman Wisdom, an English actor, comedian and singer-songwriter, who was born in 1915 and died in 2010.


Funny birthday sayings include, "Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more birthdays live longer" or, "Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake." An additional funny saying is, "Celebrating your birthday is like being happy that you are closer to your grav