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Some funny tombstone inscription ideas are "As you are, now so once was I. As I am now, you soon will be. Prepare for death and follow me," and "I told you I was sick." These ideas work well for homemade Halloween tombst...

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Some funny sayings for fake tombstones are, "Here lies Mozart, Decomposing" and, "Beneath this stone my wife doth lie, now she's at rest and so am I." Other short, yet humorous epitaphs include, "I told you I was sick!" ...

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Some funny Halloween jokes for adults are "For Halloween I'm going to write "Life" on name tag and hand out lemons to strangers," "My husband is so ugly, on Halloween he went to ask the neighbors to turn down their TV an...

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Good ideas for funeral sermons include the religious beliefs of the deceased and his good traits while alive. Deeds he has done for others and community services should be mentioned. It's a good idea to discuss grieving,...

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A good inscription includes the name of the recipient and the name of the giver of the gift, along with the date the book was given. Inscriptions can range from excerpts from the book to inside jokes between friends and ...

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