"God answers knee-mail" is one of many clean religious jokes found on Another is a hymn for people over 50: "Precious Lord, Take My Hand, And Help Me Up." More »

A variety of websites, such as the Laugh Factory, Reader's Digest, ChristiansUnite and Jokes 4 Us, have lists of clean jokes. Some joke topics include animal puns, job interview jokes, knock-knock jokes and religious jok... More »

Some of the most popular clean jokes were the one-liners told by comics of the early to mid-20th century, such as Henny Youngman, who said, "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading," "I just got back f... More »

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Some funny religious jokes are "Father Time" and "Adam and Eve." Other funny religious jokes that discuss God's appearance and different types of Christianity are "A Kindergarten Teacher" and "Denomination." More »

Some funny, short religious jokes are "God, May I Have a Penny?," "The Pastor and the Fish" and "The Preacher Who Couldn't Swim." Religious jokes poke fun at the clergy, the faithful or their way of life. More »

Some funny, clean jokes include jokes about whether your cat wants to kill you: "When a cat kneads your stomach, it's not a sign of affection. He's actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses. When he digs in h... More »

A funny religious joke, according to, is: "Why was Noah the best businessman in the Bible? He floated his stock while everyone else was being liquidated." Another good joke about religion is: "If Eve sacrifi... More »