Some cute and creative voice mail greetings include: “This is you-know who. We are you-know-where. Leave your you-know-what you-know-when,” and “Hello. I'm not here right now, so leave a message! Make it short, make it sweet, or I'll have to press delete,” according to CreativeVoiceMailMessages.com. Another example for a voice mail is, “Hello. I'm available right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message, and I will call you up as soon as I find it.”
When trying to create a cute voice mail for a guy or girl, always remember to smile. Despite the fact that callers can't see the voice mail creator when they hear the message, a study from the University of Portsmouth shows that they can tell when someone is happy without seeing a face or body language. Messages should also be short because the average attention span for an adult is only eight seconds.
Don't play mean jokes on the callers. Some people find it funny to play jokes, such as pretending that the callers contacted the wrong people or making the voice mail sound like someone actually picked up the phone. While sarcastic and hilarious to the creator, these greetings aren't usually as cute to the callers. Negativity makes for an unkind greeting.