There are a lot of funny quotes that can be used on Valentine's Day, such as one by Mickey Rooney, who said, "Get married early in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day." Jay Leno had this to say about Valentine's Day: "Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day." Even Plato can be quoted on Valentine's Day, with, "Love is a grave mental disease."
Not every funny Valentine's Day quote can be attributed to a famous speaker, but that does not make them any less amusing; this includes quotes such as, "For love for you I would even do the thing Meat Loaf wouldn't do" or, "I hope you can finish this Valentine's Day better than the Seattle Seahawks did this year."
However, funny Valentine's Day quotes are not just for those that have someone to quote them to, but for all those people lacking love on Valentine's Day, such as: "It would be great if Valentine's Day came with a fast-forward button," "Valentine's Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for the rest of the 364 days of the year" and "If you're alone during Valentine's Day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars."