What Are Some Funny Thanksgiving Jokes?


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BoysLife.com has several Thanksgiving jokes on the website. One example is: "Why did the turkey cross the road? It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken."

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Another joke is: "A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'

He replied, 'No, ma’am. They’re dead.'"

When telling a joke, to get maximum effect, appear cheerful and confident. Make sure your joke is appropriate to the audience. Being overly crude at Thanksgiving is not a situation many people will envy.ts in his book. Once sure of the joke's appropriateness, really sell it.

One more Thanksgiving joke: "A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, 'S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.' Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, 'W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?'”

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