Funny birthday card sayings for daughters include messages from the father, such as, "I asked your mother to put a wad of hundred-dollar bills inside your birthday cake so you could buy something absolutely amazing for your birthday. Don’t bother searching. She said no."
Humorous sayings for a daughter's birthday card can also include silly memories from her childhood years. An example is, "Remember that birthday, years ago, when you almost ate a whole cake and a gallon of ice cream before you “threw up your socks"? No problem. I have the video. Happy birthday!"
Silly sayings reminding a daughter of an elementary gift request are also fitting. For example, "Daughter, we remembered you once asked for a new Mustang for your birthday. No problem. Do you want the Barbie stable, saddle and grooming brush to go with it?"
Other funny sayings can also be tender. For example, "On your birthday, remember: mothers and daughters go together like peanut butter and jelly. Like cupcakes and sprinkles. Like hot dogs and mustard. Hey, are you getting hungry?" Another message with sentimentality is, "Daughter, I hope you celebrate your birthday doing everything that makes you happy and feel like the wonderful wild child you are! Just don't tell your father."