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What are some witty tombstone sayings?

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Some witty tombstone sayings include “I told you that I was sick!” and “I came into this world without my consent and left in the same manner.” The first saying comes from a tombstone in a Georgia cemetery, and the second is engraved on a tombstone in Tennessee.

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What are some witty tombstone sayings?
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Some witty tombstone sayings reference the deceased individual's religious beliefs. For example, a tombstone in Maryland reads, “Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go.” Others might poke fun at a person's lifestyle choices. In Georgia, there is a tombstone that says, “Here lies the father of 29. He would have had more but he didn't have time.”

Typically, witty tombstone sayings rhyme in some capacity. For example, a tombstone in England says, “Here lies the body of Margaret Bent, she kicked up her heels and away she went.” Another example is an Arizona tombstone that says, “Here lays Butch. We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger but slow on the draw.”

Headstones and tombstones typically include important Information about the deceased, such as the person's birth date, year of death and name. Some tombstones also include a personal message, witty saying or prayer carved into the stone.

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