Some funny jokes told by comedians are: "Two cannibals were eating a clown – one said to the other, 'Does he taste funny to you?'" "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the hell she is," and "A few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die."Continue Reading
Some more funny jokes are: "Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door," "The New England Journal of Medicine reports that nine out of 10 doctors agree that one out of 10 doctors is an idiot," "You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there" and "I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered 'French Toast during the Renaissance.'"
A few more jokes are: "I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, 'My dad can beat up your dad.' I'd say 'Yeah? When?'" "My Dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade"' and "The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius."Learn more about Jokes