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What are some jokes about snow?

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BoysLife.com has a variety of snow jokes on its website, including "Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank.” Two other examples are: “What did one snowman say to the other ? 'Do you smell carrots?’” and “When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, ‘There’s no business like snow business.’”

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The website Safe For Work lists a variety of one-liner puns about snow, including, “As the winter snow turned into rain, Frosty began to realize that fame was sleeting."

Comedy Central shares a longer format joke about parking in the snow on its website: Harry and Martha listened to the morning weather report, which said that snow was expected and that everyone should park on the odd-numbered side of the street. Harry went out and moved their car accordingly. The next day, the message was repeated on the weather report, except this time everyone was supposed to park on the even-numbered side of the street. Again, Harry immediately moved the car. On the third day, the power shut off in the middle of weather report, and Harry didn't know on which side to park the car. Martha said, "Just leave the car in the garage."

Some other resources for funny snow jokes include SnowMamas.com, which has a list of kid-friendly winter jokes, and the website Athropolis.com, which has a page devoted to cold weather knock-knock jokes.

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