What Are Some Hilarious Jokes About Women?

One example of a funny joke about women is "My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was." Another example is about a man who put an ad in the wanted classifieds looking for a wife. After one day he received a 100 replies all saying the same thing: "You can have mine."

Many jokes about women feature the themes of marriage, jealousy, weight loss and money. One example of a joke about woman that contains the theme of money is "A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need." This joke is about the stereotypical habit that women have for spending too much money, especially on unnecessary items.

A funny joke about women that pertains to marriage is "Any married man should forget his mistakes, there is no use in two people remembering the same thing." This joke is about how women seem to remember every single mistake a person has ever made.

Another popular category for jokes about women is "dumb blond" jokes. This joke category focuses on the stupid things that blond women do and say. An example of this is "Why can't a blond dial 911? She can't find the 11."