The answer to the joke that asks, "What happened to the peanut who went walking late at night?" is that the peanut was assaulted. This answer serves as a pun due to its homophonic resemblance to "a salted."Continue Reading
There are several variations to this joke, including "Two peanuts were walking down the street; one was assaulted."
The joke also makes an appearance in the "Whither Canada" episode of "Monty Python's Flying Circus," in a sketch in which the British Army developed a joke that apparently has the power to cause those who hear it to laugh themselves to death. The Germans attempt to turn this peanut joke into a similarly powerful counterweapon but are unable to translate it effectively.Learn more about Jokes
A watch dog is the answer to the children's joke, "What kind of dog keeps the best time?" Another funny joke for kids is, "What do you give a dog with a fever?" The answer is mustard, because it's the best thing for a hot dog.Full Answer >
A joke to use at a party that offers a play on words is, "Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too." Another one is, "'Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Get out! We don't want your type in here.'"Full Answer >
One child appropriate "Knock knock" joke is "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Canoe!" "Canoe who?" "Canoe come out and play with me today?" Another is, "Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive you!"Full Answer >
A good workplace safety joke provides the listeners with a good laugh without eroding the underlying message. An example is "Never delay the end of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour."Full Answer >