A joke to use at a party that offers a play on words is, "Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too." Another one is, "'Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Get out! We don't want your type in here.'"
Researchers pulled thousands of jokes from the Internet and came up with a list of 50 that they consider to be some of the funniest jokes. They include: "The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and said, 'Did you get my drift?'" Also, "There's two fish in a tank, and one says to the other, 'How do you drive this thing?'" and "'A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, and they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, 'But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.'"