Many one-line jokes about seniors exist, including "regular naps prevent old age, especially when taken while driving." Woody Allen, known for his comedic sense as an actor and writer, said, "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying." A joke by Phyllis Diller, an American actress and comedian is, "I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."
SeniorNewWays.org has a page devoted to jokes about seniors. While Senior New Ways, Inc is a nonprofit benefit program in California, its page of jokes features one or more jokes and funny stories posted in chronological order over the span of several months. One example is, "the trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older."
Another source of clean jokes for seniors exists online at GreatCleanJokes.com. Devoted to being a source of clean jokes, it has a page devoted to the category of seniors that include themes such as jokes about dating, the Internet, grandmas, hearing aids and exercise. FunniestCleanJokes.com, a website with a collection of funny clean jokes online, also has a section devoted to seniors as well. It has jokes about being a grandfather, hearing aides and games.