Some jokes related to the field of geology, the study of earth's physical nature: 1. I never got into geology. Seemed too crowded because so many geologists are out standing in the field. 2. You want geology puns? Give me a minute and I’ll dig some up. 3. I met a stoner who said he once lost his apatite. I think that’s a lode of schist.Continue Reading
Other geology jokes in question and answer form are:
Q: Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry?
A: He wanted to get a little boulder.
Q: How did the geology student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level.
Q: Did you hear the one about the geologist?
A: Yeah. He took his wife for granite, so she left him.
Q: What is the difference between a geologist and a chemist?
A: A chemist will drink anything that is distilled. A geologist will drink anything that is fermented.
Q: What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
A: I Lava You!
Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
Q: What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his colonic?
A: No FRACKING way!!!Learn more about Jokes