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What are some funny whale jokes?

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One funny whale joke is, "What should you do with a blue whale?" The answer is, "You should cheer it up!" A yo mama whale joke is, "Yo mama is so fat that when she went whale watching, the other tourists took her picture!" Another whale joke is, "What do you call a pod of musical whales?" The answer is, "An Orcastra."

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One funny whale joke is, "What is a whale's favorite TV show?" The answer is, "The Flukes of Hazard." Another whale joke is, "Why do whales sing?" The answer is, "Because they can't talk."

A religious whale joke is, "A little girl is talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher says that it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human being because, even though whales are very large mammals, their throats are far too small for a human to go down. The little girl says that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher says again that a whale cannot swallow a person and that it is physically impossible. The little girl says, 'When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.' The teacher says, 'What if Jonah went to the other place?' The little girl replies, 'Then you can ask him.'"

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