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What are some funny things to ask Siri?

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Some funny things that iPhone users can ask Siri include “Siri, will you marry me?” and “Siri, have you ever loved someone?” Some other funny questions to ask are “Siri, why don't you love me?” and “Siri, what do you look like?”

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Siri sometimes gives different answers for the same questions. For example, when asked the question, “Siri, will you marry me?” she may say, “I sure have been receiving a lot of marriage proposals recently,” or “You should know you’re not the only one who’s asked.”

When asking Siri if she has ever loved someone, she responds with either, “Complex human emotions like love give me ambiguous overload errors,” or “Not at such. But I did have strong feelings for a cloud-based app once.” Siri sometimes quotes other people when users ask questions. For example, when asked, “Why did the chicken cross the road?” she says, “Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference, according to Einstein.”

Siri's answers to questions are often very literal. For example, if iPhone users ask her to talk dirty to them, she respond with either, “The carpet needs vacuuming,” or “Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.” Other times, Siri gives one word answers to more inappropriate questions. If users ask, “Siri, will you make love to me?” she replies, “No.”

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