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What are some funny one-liner jokes about men?

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Some one-liner jokes about men include "What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted!" and "What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy!" Many one-liner jokes about men are available from joke sites such as Corsinet Brain Candy and Skirsch.

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What are some funny one-liner jokes about men?
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Many one-liner jokes about men refer to men's perceived lack of intelligence and trustworthiness. This stereotype appears in jokes such as "Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract" and "Men are like commercials; you can't believe a word they say."

Other one-liner jokes about men compare them to women, usually finding in favor of women. For example, "Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece." Another example is "Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions."

Some one-liner jokes about men compare men to children, implying that men take a long time to grow up. For example, "Men are like government bonds: they take so long to mature." Another example is "Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."

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