What are some funny "momma" jokes?


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Some funny ���momma��� jokes include: ���Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing���; and ���Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.��� Jokes like these are available on websites such as laughfactory.com and best-funny-jokes.com.

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At laughfactory.com, users rank jokes with a thumbs up or thumbs down. More examples of highly ranked "yo momma" jokes on the website include: ���Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, 'I need your weight not your phone number.'���; and ���Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, 'We are family, even though you're fatter than me.'��� Twitter and Facebook icons allow users to share their favorite jokes with their friends on social media sites.

���Yo momma��� jokes are also available in book form. For example, Amazon.com sells ���151+ Funny Yo Momma Jokes.��� This book, which is available in paperback or Kindle format, covers jokes ranging from ���yo momma is so fat��� to ���yo momma is so hairy.��� Some examples of jokes from this book include: ���Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince���; and ���Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention!���

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