What Are Some Funny "momma" Jokes?


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Some funny “momma” jokes include: “Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing”; and “Yo momma so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.” Jokes like these are available on websites such as laughfactory.com and best-funny-jokes.com.

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At laughfactory.com, users rank jokes with a thumbs up or thumbs down. More examples of highly ranked "yo momma" jokes on the website include: “Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, 'I need your weight not your phone number.'”; and “Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, 'We are family, even though you're fatter than me.'” Twitter and Facebook icons allow users to share their favorite jokes with their friends on social media sites.

“Yo momma” jokes are also available in book form. For example, Amazon.com sells “151+ Funny Yo Momma Jokes.” This book, which is available in paperback or Kindle format, covers jokes ranging from “yo momma is so fat” to “yo momma is so hairy.” Some examples of jokes from this book include: “Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince”; and “Yo momma is so poor, she can't afford to pay attention!”

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