Some funny jokes are: "Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now," and "My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face." A funny written joke is: "A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94 percent were too lazy to actually read that number," according to the Laugh Factory Comedy Network.
Another funny joke is: "Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 'And what starting salary are you looking for?' The engineer replies, 'In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.' The interviewer inquires, 'Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50 percent of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years, say, a red Corvette?' The engineer sits up straight and says, 'Wow! Are you kidding?' The interviewer replies, 'Yeah, but you started it.'"
"How come oysters never donate to charity? Because they are shellfish," is another good joke, notes the Laugh Factory Comedy Network.