Examples of funny jokes and stories include, "What goes 'moof'? A cow with buck teeth," and, "Yo' mama is so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it." Blonde jokes and pick-up lines are also funny.Continue Reading
A funny sports joke is: "A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, 'No pets allowed.' The man replies, 'This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips.' The Jets keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?' The man replies, 'I don't know. I have only had him for 7 years.'"
Examples of funny lawyer jokes are, "What's the difference between a lawyer and a bull? The lawyer charges more," and, "How many lawyers does it take to build a wall? It depends on high you stack them."
Some jokes are tasteful in many situations, such as, "What did the bird say after the cage fell apart? 'Cheap, cheap!'"
Political jokes are also quite popular and appropriate for many occasions. For example, "If con is the opposite of pro, who's surprised that Congress is the opposite of progress?"Learn more about Jokes