Question: What's the difference between a cougar and a lion? Answer: A cougar has the mane part missing. Question: What's a cougar running a copy machine called? Answer: A copycat.
There is a popular anecdotal joke about a cougar and a cowboy: a devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cougar walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cougar's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cougar. "Your name is written inside the front cover."
Then there is the pickup truck joke: a police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of cougars. He pulls the guy over and says, "You can't drive around with cougars in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says, "OK," and drives away.
The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of cougars, all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and exclaims "I thought I told you to take these cougars to the zoo yesterday?"
The guy replies "I did...today I'm taking them to the beach!"