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What are some clean, one-liner jokes?

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"Escalators donメt break down, they just turn into stairs;" I intend to live forever, or die trying;" and "A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory" are all clean one-liner jokes. These jokes are typically suitable for day-to-day conversation with friends or family.

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What are some clean, one-liner jokes?
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Other clean one-liner jokes include: "Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water;" "The only time incorrectly isnメt spelled incorrectly is when itメs spelled incorrectly;" "I used to be in a band, we were called ムlost dog.' You probably saw our posters around;" "'Iメm sorry' and 'I apologize' mean the same thing, except when youメre at a funeral;" and "Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police."

A string of clever, clean one-liners that can be used in immediate succession is: "Want to hear a pizza joke. Nah, itメs too cheesy. What about a construction joke? Oh never mind, Iメm still working on that one. Did you hear the one about the rope? Skip it. Have you heard the one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never mind, itメs too lame."

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