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What are some clean jokes?

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A variety of websites, such as the Laugh Factory, Reader's Digest, ChristiansUnite and Jokes 4 Us, have lists of clean jokes. Some joke topics include animal puns, job interview jokes, knock-knock jokes and religious jokes.

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Many of the clean jokes mentioned on Jokes 4 Us are puns involving animals, lawyers and movies. Some examples include: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna fish," and "What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!"

Some clean jokes on the Readers Digest website include knock-knock jokes and one-liners. A knock-knock example goes, "Knock! Knock! Who's there? Impatient cow. Impatient co... MOO!" An example one-liner is "If an anonymous comment goes unread, is it still irritating?"

Jokes on the ChristianUnite site range in topics from the Amish to Bible jokes to travel jokes. An example joke involves an acquaintance of a book collector that threw away an old Bible printed by Gutenberg. The collector called him an idiot because it was worth half a million dollars, and the man responded it couldn't be worth that much because "it was scribbled all over in the margins by some guy named Martin Luther."

The Laugh Factory also has animal-related jokes and puns such as "What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Put it on my bill."

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