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What are some clean, funny jokes?

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Some clean, funny jokes include a police officer who arrested a burglar running from a home. The burglar stated to the officer he unhooked the phone before searching for valuables. The burglar heard a woman’s voice and panicked. The officer heard the same voice that said: “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up and try again later.” A clean joke for kids is “what happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.”

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Some clean, funny corny jokes include going to a job interview and telling them you plan to give 110 percent unless the job is a statistician or not being able to spell Armageddon because it is not the end of the world. A corny knock, knock joke is “knock, knock, who’s there? Yule log, yule log who? Yule log the door after I leave.

Some other clean jokes include what is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. Why aren’t koalas actual bears? They do not meet the koalafications. One final clean, funny joke is a man, his horse and his dog are walking in the desert. The dog turns to his owner and said: “I need water.” The man said, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.” The horse says, “me too!”

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