What are some clean, funny jokes?


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Some clean, funny jokes include a police officer who arrested a burglar running from a home. The burglar stated to the officer he unhooked the phone before searching for valuables. The burglar heard a woman���s voice and panicked. The officer heard the same voice that said: ���If you���d like to make a call, please hang up and try again later.��� A clean joke for kids is ���what happens to a frog���s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.���

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Some clean, funny corny jokes include going to a job interview and telling them you plan to give 110 percent unless the job is a statistician or not being able to spell Armageddon because it is not the end of the world. A corny knock, knock joke is ���knock, knock, who���s there? Yule log, yule log who? Yule log the door after I leave.

Some other clean jokes include what is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. Why aren���t koalas actual bears? They do not meet the koalafications. One final clean, funny joke is a man, his horse and his dog are walking in the desert. The dog turns to his owner and said: ���I need water.��� The man said, ���I didn���t know dogs could talk.��� The horse says, ���me too!���

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