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What are some Christian jokes and funny stories?

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One Christian joke is, "When did God create Adam?" "A little before Eve!" A short and funny Christian story is, "The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible."

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More Christian jokes include: "What kind of car did the Apostles drive?" "A Honda, because in the book of Acts it says, 'the Apostles were all in one Accord'," and "Did you know Jesus was a cattle farmer?" "Sure, because he always talked about his 'pair-of-bulls'."

The God's Little Acre website has many funny Christian stories. One of these stories tells of a man who, deep in prayer, asks the Lord for a wish. The Lord answers him, saying that since he has been faithful, he can have his wish. The man asks for a bridge to Hawaii, but the Lord says that this is a very materialistic wish and will be difficult to grant. He asks the man to think of another wish that would honor and glorify Him. The man thinks harder and wishes instead to be able to understand women. The Lord thinks for a moment and then replies, "Do you want that bridge with two or four lanes?"

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