Free patterns for making dammit dolls are available from Craftbits.com, Welcome Home Farm and Age's Crochet Page. Other places that offer free instructions for dammit dolls are Craftsayings.com and Crafty Staci.
The sewn dammit doll from Craftbits.com includes little poems about different aggravating situations to pin on the doll. Instructions for making wild hair from novelty yarn are part of the pattern offered by Welcome Home Farm. For a crochet dammit doll pattern, consult Age's Crochet Page. The sewn doll from Craftsayings.com features yarn hair and a funny face with googly eyes. Crafty Staci's disagreeable looking dammit doll frowns and has one button eye.