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What are the 10 funniest jokes?

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Although humor is subjective, one of the funniest jokes according to Stuff You Couldn't Make Up is: Snake one, "Are we poisonous?" Snake two, "I don't know, why?" Snake one, "I just bit my lip." SYCMU features a variety of top 10 joke lists.

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SYCMU features a top 10 of family-oriented jokes, as well as a top 10 of animal jokes, blonde jokes, puns, money jokes and more. "What room does a ghost not need? A living room!" and "Why are there fences around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!" are two jokes featured in its list of top 10 funniest Halloween jokes.

Kickass Humor offers a list of the 20 best jokes of all time. An example from this list includes one where a boy calls 911 and says, "Hello? I need your help!" The 911 operator responds, "Alright, what is it?" The boy says, "Two girls are fighting over me!" The operator answers, "So what's your emergency?" The boy replies, "The ugly one is winning."

Another joke on its list describes a cop interviewing a man about a murder. The cop asks, "Did you kill this man?" The man responds, "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."

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