Colonel Angus is a character portrayed by Christopher Walken in a 2003 "Saturday Night Live" comedy sketch. Colonel Angus is a play on the word "cunnilingus."
Written by Tina Fey, the skit depicts a Southern family waiting for a military officer, Colonel Angus, to come home for a visit. With the family members' heavy Southern drawls, it is difficult to distinguish between the name "Colonel Angus" and the word "cunnilingus," which leads to many double entendres throughout the skit. In the end, some of the ladies of the house are excited about Colonel Angus' arrival while others are not as pleased by the prospect.