One particularly funny quote about marriage is attributed to the comedian Jeff Foxworthy who once said, “Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts”.
Another funny quote is attributed to the famous comedian and actor, Groucho Marx, who once said, "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." Another great quote is from the actor and comedian Rodney Dangerfield, who said, "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her," and also “My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." Minnie Pearl is also a good source of funny marriage quotes, including this one, “Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot."