What Are Some Silly Medical Quotes?

What Are Some Silly Medical Quotes?

Silly medical quotes often poke fun at the formality of the medical profession, high medical bills, fears about medical treatment, and the insurance industry. For example, Rodney Dangerfield joked, "When I was born, I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother," playing on the stereotypical overly-formal behavior of physicians.

Many silly medical quotes joke about the high cost of health care. For example, Groucho Marx writes, "A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running." Joey Adams quips, "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

Another common theme is peoples' fear of medical treatment and difficultly in trusting doctors. "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died," Erma Bombeck states, and Rita Rudner jokes, "I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso."

The insurance industry is a veritable gold mine of silly medical quotes. For example, the Wall Street Journal reports that "According to hospital insurance codes, there are three different ways you can be injured by a lamppost," and "there are 9 different ways you can be injured by turtles."

Simple play-on-words humor also makes for amusing medical quotes, as seen in the following quotes: "Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken?" and "Minor surgery is an operation performed on somebody else."