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What are some humorous quotes about seniors?

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"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely," said by Ogden Nash, and "Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up," said by John Wagner are examples of humorous quotes about seniors. Humorous quotes about seniors often poke fun at stereotypical quirks of people in an older age group, or provide a more optimistic look at the physical difficulties that may come with old age. More quotes can be found on BrainyQuote.com and HubPages.

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Examples of quotes that poke fun at seniors' lack of inhibition are "Adults are obsolete children," said Dr. Seuss or the following quote from Stephen Colbert: "You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!"

"I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past," said Robert Brault and "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been," said by Mark Twain, are quotes that focus more on the appearance of aging and putting a positive spin on wrinkles.

And example of an anonymousl old age quote is "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes."

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