Some hilarious retirement quotes include, "Retirement is the only thing that will make you realize you wasted all these years trying to be mature only to return to childhood!" Another is, "Retirement is like a lifelong vacation, except you are no longer fit to do most of the fun stuff."
A retirement quote can be a quirky message written in a retirement card or add humor to best wishes offered to a retiree.
For instance, a funny quote that can be included in a greeting card is, "Thank God retirement is mandatory and not an option. Otherwise I would be stuck with an annoying colleague like you. Happy retirement.!" Another example is, "Retirement is the beginning of joyous moments in which you can sit back and give advice to others, even though you never followed it in your own life. Congratulations!"
Many funny retirement quotes relate across a range of careers, such as doctors, engineers and accountants. A quote that can be used for a variety of professional retirees is, "No matter how many college degrees, skill development courses and professional accreditations you have received, there is one more qualification you will still receive after your retirement – Master of Doing Nothing. Congratulations."