What are some good sarcastic one-liners?


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One example of a sarcastic one-line joke is "I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car." Another example is "If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's; it's never been used."

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Sarcastic one-line jokes are good for sharing through text messages or social media since they don't take a lot of time to type out. In social media, one-line jokes are often used to make a funny statement about how one feels about something. One-line jokes are also good for adding a personal touch to greeting cards and sharing with co-workers.

However, it is important to make sure the people the joke is being shared with have good senses of humor. It is also a good idea to avoid making inappropriate jokes that may hurt someone's feelings.

Common themes for one-line jokes include work, health, family, relationships and money. Some examples of sarcastic one-line jokes about work that are suitable for sharing with co-workers include "I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once," and "When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people."

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