One example of a funny quote is, "Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end," said by Jerry Seinfeld. Another example is, "A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love," by Friedrich Nietzsche.
The quote by Jerry Seinfeld refers to some women who have the tendency to apply their lipstick so that it extends beyond the lines of the lips. Jerry Seinfeld is comedian, actor and writer who is well-known for his sitcom "Seinfeld." In this television show, Jerry starred as himself, but with slight fictional twists. It was in production from 1989 to 1998. He is also a stand-up comedian who focuses on both personal relationships and awkward social obligations.
The quote by Nietzsche is about how love sometimes blinds us to the reasons why a person is not actually good for us. Seeing a person from a new perspective may lead to a change of feelings. Friedrich Nietzsche was a German philosopher and writer. He wrote mostly about morality, religion and the meaning of existence. Some of his most-famous works are "Twilight of the Idols" and "Thus Spoke Zarathustra."