What Are Some Good Comeback Lines?

What Are Some Good Comeback Lines?

Some good comebacks are, "The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur," "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither," and "I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one."

"The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur" is a good comeback to criticize the unoriginality of a person's retort. It uses dinosaurs to express how old and overused someone's insult or joke is. "Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither" criticizes the insulter's uncalled for opinions. This comeback is good to use if someone unnecessarily puts down or pokes fun at you. "I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that" uses the soup metaphor to devalue the insulter's point of view. It reduces his or her points to the equivalent of meaningless gibberish. The comeback "I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one" is a straightforward way to call a person ugly. When someone you used to date says, "You'll never find anyone like me," reply with, "That's the point." This provides a comeback expressing your disdain for your ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend.