What Are Some Funny, Witty Short Sayings?


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Some witty short sayings are: "Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?" "Whoever said that nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door" and "Man is the only being who cuts trees, makes paper and writes 'SAVE TREES' on it." These sayings provide chuckles along with thought provocation.

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Witty sayings are designed to expose funny flaws most human beings take for granted. People often say that they are going to expect the unexpected, but that in itself is a paradox. People try to encourage one another by saying that nothing is impossible but fail to take this statement literally, as certain things, like slamming a revolving door, simply cannot be done.

Human beings can be hypocritical in that they cut down trees to make paper and promote environmentalism, while they could have helped save the environment by simply not doing that. Another witty saying involves advertising a parachute as used, never opened and with a small stain. It is implied that the original parachute user is dead due to parachute malfunction.

"A lie will make it around the world before the truth has time to put on its shoes." This saying talks about how easily gossip and rumors can spread. It implies that the truth usually has a harder time getting around when up against scandalous lies.

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