What Are Some Funny Cancer Quotes?


Quick Answer

Funny cancer quotes include "I lost my breast. I think it's in my purse somewhere." It is occasionally seen on shirts and is about fighting breast cancer. Phrases help make dealing with cancer and its aftermath a little easier by lifting the spirit; some quotes add a light touch of humor, while others are a bit edgier.

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Having a list of cancer quotes to review is a good way to get out of a rut or just distract from worry or anxiety. Some other funny cancer quotes include:

  • "When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."
  • - Franklin D. Roosevelt

  • "Scars are tattoos with better stories"
  • - Anonymous

  • "Cancer is a word, not a sentence"
  • - John Diamon

  • "For guys every month is breast awareness month"
  • - Anonymous

  • "Yes my boobs are fake, my real ones tried to kill me"
  • - Anonymous

  • "We're fighting to keep a BREAST of the competition"
  • - Anonymous

  • "A feel a day keeps the doctor away"
  • - Anonymous

  • "Feel for lumps. Save your bumps"
  • - Anonymous

  • "They took a lump from my breast, so why not my thigh?"
  • - Linda Hill

  • "Objects in shirts are smaller than they appear"
  • - Linda Hill

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