Some of Steven Wright's one-liners include, "Lots of comedians have people they try to mimic. I mimic my shadow." "He asked me if I knew what time it was. I said, 'Yes, but not right now.' " "I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas. I just think about it."Continue Reading
Steven Wright began performing comedy in 1979, and since then he has appeared on the stage, in film and on television. His jokes are often delivered in the form of one-liners that don't really make sense, and he uses irony and philosophy to confuse his audiences. Besides comedy, Wright also dabbles in music and film making.
Other examples of Steven Wright's one-liners include: